Today, on Farscape…

“Now, insert the rod! Insert the rod! Insert the rod! Insert it! Insert the rod, John!”
“You’re really not my type, Scorpi – ”
“Insert it!”

Stark is back once again, with a plan to get the gang one step closer to freeing D’Argo’s son by pulling an insane bank heist on a highly secure Shadow Depository. And then Scorpius shows up.

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Noel

Apologies up front to Tessa. Several times, now, she’s justifiably complained at this show’s overuse of the psych-out card of killing a cast member only for them to return, miraculously alive. Such is the case with Stark. Unlike the first time he disappeared, his death a couple episodes back was powerfully staged, with his speech about reconstituting his physical form ultimately brushed off as false hope. I knew he would eventually come back, as do all you other fans out there, but I forgot it happened so soon. I was trying to remember if there was a plot where it took some time to rebuild his body and the others had to assist him in some way, but now I realize that the memory was blank in my mind because it didn’t exist. He’s back, he found a ship, and he calls the others to let him dock. Yeah, there’s a brief moment of danger and pain, but that’s fixed when they reunite him with his mask.

I’m sorry, but this is almost as frustrating as the last time they brought Stark back, just quickly scribbling out a throwaway explanation for his arrival so they can move on. If they didn’t want to draw it out, then why “kill” him in the first place? It’s bad plotting, and I’m starting to get the sense that, at writers’ meetings, they passed around a hat with all the character names written inside, and everyone cursed and rolled their eyes when they wound up with Stark.

The one thing I liked about Stark? The return of his mania. The “Your side, my side! My side, your side!” line was a nice callback, and Stark is at his best when he buckles under pressure and frells his master plan up good by picking something up and smashing it on an essential device before D’Argo can tongue lash him to sleep. However, it still doesn’t make up for lazy plotting. While in his noncorporeal energy form, he found out where D’Argo’s son is being held, found out information on this Shadow Depository, found plans and keycodes for the place, and even helped ease an employee through death in return for further info. Say it with me, Church Lady:

Honestly, doesn’t half the fun of a heist flick come from watching all the planing and plotting and casing out of joints and gathering of intel and slipping in programs and tools and any little thing that will help along the way? Here, it’s all done for us off screen by a man who wasn’t physical at the time, and instead of guiding everyone through his master plan (a necessary contrast to it all frelling up later), he just tells them there’s no time and they have to do what he says. No wonder half of them want to kill him throughout the episode.

Now, all this said, things do pick up when we get into the Depository itself. The place is run by Natira, a sexy as squick crustacean with perfectly shelled stiletto heels (why?), and we know she’s a force to be reckoned with when she quickly captures and tortures D’Argo. It’s then up to Zhaan to don an eyepatch and a Baroness catsuit, poses as an Impatient Important Person, and deposit Rygel into a vault so he can switch vaults, and they can make off with crates full of loot.

And here’s where it really gets tasty: they decide to steal Scorpius’s loot after he shows up and John gets vengeance happy. To the point where our hero has to – damn, Harvey’s getting in the way again – Aeryn can smear some exploding gel on Scorpius’s cooling rods that will frell up his suit and hopefully pop his noggin. It doesn’t go exactly according to plan, of course, but it all leads up to an epic faceoff as Scorpy is dying with his head wide open, and John is fighting the chip in his skull which is painfully forcing him to get a new rod and save his tormentor’s life and his quaking hand is getting closer and closer and Scorpius is roaring and panting and oh so dripping with sweat and ick and John violently yanks himself away by singing the “Star Spangled Banner”.

It’s just two men shaking and panting at one another, and it’s one of the most epic and haunting showdowns I’ve ever seen.

The episode got off to a really rough start, but once the heist kicks into motion and all the characters fall into place, it’s one hell of a great show. And I love that, unlike the last three-parter, this first chapter tells a largely self-contained story. There’s a couple threads cliffhangered at the end, but it doesn’t feel like a single plot unnecessarily stretched out like “Look at the Princess”.

Disappointingly Explained Stark Reappearance Count: 2

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Weston

I have to start by disagreeing with Noel. Plan movies tend not to be so much about the planning, but the execution. The plan itself is revealed to we unknowing watchers over the course of the heist. It’s certainly possible to detail how things will work, the complications in the setup, and the solutions and resolutions, but it tends to take more pre-heist legwork than you can cram into a single episode.

Notable exceptions include Oceans Thirteen and the entire Leverage series. Both very awesome.

Speaking of Leverage, I have to do a quick comparison. Aeryn is the Hitter, D’Argo is the Hacker, Zhaan is the Grifter, and Rygel is the Thief, with Stark as the Man with the Plan. Which may be why everything goes to hell so fast.

They could have thrown in a quick montage; Stark re-corporealizing, killing a guy to cross him over and strip the information he wants from his mind, stealing a ship, and sending the message to Zhaan. Could have made a more cohesive opening.

…nuts, I think I’m convincing myself that Noel’s right. Yeeeeah, alright, the setup is one of the funner parts of a caper. Different stories emphasize different parts of the event, setup and execution. Farscape leans towards the latter, and I do think it works.

So, now that’s out of the way. Has D’Argo ever shot down someone’s plan immediately? Early in the episode he claims that he hasn’t, but I’m fairly certain he’s been firmly against some of Crichton’s plans from the get go. He harps on this a bit at the beginning and end, and it looks like it’ll be a theme through the rest of the three-parter. Maybe Chiana’s had a mollifying effect on him.

Aeryn knows about Crichton’s visions of Scorpius from “Beware of Dog“, and she’s very aware that he’s starting to lose it. Hearing whispers, seeing him everywhere. He’s not bothering to hide it anymore, and you can see her concern. Whatever’s happening to him, it’s getting worse. Combining what he learned on the Breakaway planet with the new information about Scorpy’s cranial cooler, he devises a way to hit Scorpy where it hurts. But he still can’t do it. Harvey has sufficient control that Crichton just can’t kill Scorpy.

It’s like an implanted First Law: A Crichton may not, through action or inaction, allow a Scorpius to come to harm. Unless, as Noel notes, he’s singing the Star Spangled Banner. Such a good scene.

Also fairly important – John’s made the jump from killing people who are trying to kill him as they’re in the process to premeditation. He’s actively trying to bring about Scorpius’ end. It’s been a long trip from reluctance to acceptance to preemption to premeditation. Finally, Crichton is fully acclimatized to the Uncharted Territories.

There’s a lot of awesome here. The first flyover of the Shadow Depository. Zhaan’s eyepatch of power. Crichton’s itchy Harvey-in-my-brain dance. The brief, lampshaded plan to use the guards’ uniforms. Scorpius opening a heavy vault door with a casual shove. The docking web used to bring in Stark’s stolen ship. All of Natira’s interactions with Scorpius. Natira’s makeup and prosthetics. Natira in general.

We do wind up with a few questions: Are all Banneks inherently incorporeal, or just the Stykera? What was in the “special reserve” Natira placed in Scorpius vault? Just what are the eleven ingredients for the secret sauce? When D’Argo says that he’ll never distrust Stark again, how long will that really last?

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Tessa

I started off on this episode rather hyped, since it wasn’t only the start of another three-parter, but one that would be leading up to the season finale.

I’d been looking forward to getting to the “find and rescue Jothee” plot, and when the episode opened with the crew arguing over navigation, I figured it was about trying to find him. Except it turns out Zhaan took control of the navigation and has them running around looking for Stark.

What, what?

Oh yeah, she got a message from him suddenly saying he could be found again if they went along a certain route. At first the rest of the crew starts to wonder if Zhaan’s desire to believe he’s still alive is making her start to imagine things, but nope, they get the same message and it turns out he’s out there, easily locatable, and is returned to the ship with a minimum of fuss.

I have to echo Noel here. Why the hell did they kill him off in the first place if they weren’t even going to wait TWO FRELLING EPISODES before bringing him back? And if they absolutely had to bring him back this soon, why did they make his return a near-handwave by having his rescue happen off-screen without any conflict whatsoever? They could have at least made it interesting, having his return be an incredibly dangerous and risky event, and actually show him struggling to reconstitute when they arrive, to at least make it look like it wasn’t nearly as simple as they made it appear.

Seriously, when he was facing death two episodes back, the idea of him being able to put himself back together was presented as a remote possibility, a shred of hope to throw out that things might actually be okay (and he himself admitted not really believing it). But here, when Crichton questions how he’s alive, Stark just shrugs it off and talks about it more as if it was just the natural and predictable course of events.

If they wanted him back, fine (and don’t get me wrong, I like his character and I’m glad he’s not gone for good). But it would have been far more effective to save his return for the third season, in my opinion. It would actually give us time to sit on his death for a while, make us wonder if he maybe wasn’t coming back after all, and possibly get a decent amount of character development out of it (it would have been far more interesting to really have the situation be that Zhaan was starting to lose it again because she wanted him back that badly than for her having turned out to be right). On top of that, it doesn’t even feel like he was totally necessary for this story. Sure, he has a definite role to play in the whole thing, but I’m fairly certain they could have kept the main concept of this plot intact without him and it still would have worked fine. Some roles in the heist and how the idea came about would probably have changed a bit, but it still totally would have worked.

THERE’S ALSO THE THING WHERE THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME THEY’VE KILLED A MAIN CHARACTER WITH NO REAL CONSEQUENCES GODDAMN IT FARSCAPE STOP PROVING ME RIGHT ABOUT THESE THINGS.

Anyways.

As to the heist and planning thereof, I agree with Noel that they showed us far too little of the crew working out just what the plan actually was. We don’t need to know the entire thing in detail, but we should at least have some inkling of what the intended plan was from the start. A lot of the fun in Heist/Plan movies is the contrast between what was expected, and what winds up actually happening. Seeing something go wrong in a plan is a lot more suspenseful when we know (or at least can make a reasonable guess at) just how wrong its gone and how badly that throws a wrench into the rest of the plan.

I have to wonder what exactly Scorpius was coming in to reclaim from the vault originally and whether or not it holds any importance. It could just be money, I guess (or some valuable substance that works out to about the same thing), but why would he be coming for it now if it was? Then again, the implication is that Frieza Natira took it for herself and used whatever it was up, so if it wasn’t money, what was it that could be expended like that? Or, it’s possible that she just sold whatever it was.

And, uh, whoops, guess Scorpy’s earlier fake-out didn’t really hold up against explosive super-heating gel. He might have been better in a heated room than he was letting on, but it doesn’t really matter how much he exaggerated his weakness when he gets liquid insta-bomb put straight into his brain.

And goddamn what a showdown between him and Crichton. It’s impressive as hell that they can make such a suspenseful and epic encounter out of a “fight scene” where next to no action is even happening. I was on the edge of my seat for the entire thing, I’m not even kidding. It’s redundant to say at this point, but it’s just another example of how good the actors actually are. There’s almost no action there, and very little dialogue (and what dialogue there is becomes increasingly difficult to understand as the scene progresses), and yet it’s probably the best confrontation I’ve seen in the show so far.

The implication seems to be that Scorpius is dead, seeing as Crichton resisted Harvey’s mental conditioning to save him, and there didn’t appear to be anyone else around to do it with his nurse incapacitated (although Braca was still alive and probably not far, so unless the crew took the time to make certain, it’s probably a bit too early to call that one just yet). Even if he actually is, though, I would imagine that Harvey is still alive and well within Crichton’s brain, and just because his real-world self might be gone, I’d imagine Harvey wouldn’t take that as a cue to pack up and leave. Even if the real Scorpy is dead (which again, it’s way too early to call), I seriously doubt he’s done making his presence known to John, at the very least.

Oh yeah, and the stuff they stole from Scorpy seems to be booby-trapped in some way, and appeared to be leaking something that looked similar to the fluid dripping from Scorpius’ head-cooler-thingy. So, there’s that.

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Kevin

Gimmicky introduction aside, the execution of the rest of this episode is fantastic. It’s starting to be a running theme here; the end of each season thus far has landed Our Heroes in some hyper-secure base of some sort, killing their dudes.

…I’m actually having trouble finding something meaty to talk about, since everyone already covered everything, so on to Things To Take Note Of:

• Maybe it’s just me, but Natira comes off less of a crustacean and more of a sexy Xenomorph. Which…not exactly sure how I feel about that.

Hey, baby, mind if I jam my offspring down your throat?

• I really want to restate how in awe I am at the absolutely gorgeous planetary landscape designs. They’re unique, distinctive, and really help solidify the realness of this universe.
• “Insert the rod. INSERT IT. INSERT THE ROD.” I’m twelve, sorry.
• …seriously, guys, I think I’m tapped out this episode.

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