Episode [2.18] – “A Clockwork Nebari”
Happy Birthday, Tessa! Today, on Farscape… “No, Pilot, I’m here to tell you that the Nebari are a bunch of geeks, and their damn mind-cleansing don’t work on Mama Crichton’s baby boy. John Crichton! Astronaut! Master of the Universe!” Chiana, Crichton, Rygel and Aeryn return from a trade depot, hoping to find word of D’Argo’s […]
Episode [2.17] – “The Ugly Truth”
Happy Birthday, Weston! Today, on Farscape… “Look, you guys gotta understand something. Everybody’s stories are gonna be a little different. Nobody sees things the exact same way.” “We do.” “What, ten Plakavoids see a fender bender and you get ten identical reports?” “Yes.” “Well the rest of the universe doesn’t work that way. There’s gonna […]
Episode [2.16] – “The Locket”
Today, on Farscape… “Put the rifle down, now! You touch my grandmother again and I will kill you!” In which Moya hides out in a sensor-distorting space cloud for a breather from the hunting Peacekeepers. Aeryn takes a pod to scout the interior of the cloud, is gone twenty four arns, and comes back significantly […]
Episode [2.15] – “Won’t Get Fooled Again”
Today, on Farscape… “So, what’s your pleasure, boss?” “I’m a doctor. Just relax.” “I can wear a Freudian slip.” “I’ll find new places to take your temperature.” “I can teach you the left-handed Latvian Rodeo Torture.” “All of you bitches out! Now! Crichton is mine!” Crichton wakes up in a hospital on Earth and is […]
Episode [2.14] – “Beware of Dog”
Today, on Farscape… “The human doesn’t want to talk.” When a stop for supplies brings a parasite on board Moya, D’Argo and Chiana pick up a creature to hunt it. But when the crew starts getting attacked, the hunter may become the hunted…
Episode [2.13] – “Look at the Princess Part III: The Maltese Crichton”
Today, on Farscape… “I know, it hurts. You want it to not hurt? Well, next time, hold on to the frelling wall!” Crichton’s time as a statue is interrupted when the Scarran, Cargn, cuts off his head. As everyone kermitflails around trying to figure out what happened, the Peacekeeper Spy recovers it, revives Crichton, and […]
Episode [2.12] – “Look at the Princess Part II: I Do, I Think”
Today, on Farscape… “Aeryn, what am I supposed to do when there’s no fight left?” “You run away!” “With you?” “With all of us, together.“ As attempts on Crichton’s life become more and more threatening, the Empress decides to stash him where no one will find him. Too bad Scorpius is already three steps ahead […]
Episode [2.11] – “Look at the Princess Part I: A Kiss is but a Kiss”
Today, on Farscape… “Aeryn, I wanna talk.” “I wanna talk less.” “We tried that. It leads to kissing.” “Oh – ” “That’s a joke. It’s to relieve the tension.” “Wasn’t funny. Just give me some space, John.” “Fine. Have the whole universe.” When our heroes take in a little shore leave at a prosperous Sebacian […]
Episode [2.10] – “My Three Crichtons”
Today, on Farscape… “Listen to this! Double the Crichton, and you double the waste of time!” An energy construct invades Moya and swallows Crichton, before spitting him out – as well as evolved and devolved copies. Now the three Crichtons race against time to keep the construct from forcing Moya through to another dimension…
Episode [2.09] – “Out of Their Minds”
Today, on Farscape… “I… sick… I… I… Huaaargh” “Go on, go on, let it all out.” “Excuuuse.” “Oh no, that’s alright, we do that sort of thing all the time here on Moya. I just peed in the maintenance bay.” Moya stumbles upon a crippled warship, but it decides to take retaliation against her. With […]