Today, on Farscape… “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects and to say farewell to our dear friend, Commander John Crichton. A schmuck. Mule-headed, reckless, and probably brain-dead before I met him.” When D’Argo attacks Crichton in a fit of Hyper-Rage, he finds himself dealing with a coma in a […]

Today, on Farscape… “It’s too late already. The reaction’s building too fast. I think we both better get out of here.” “No, you go.” “Don’t be the hero, John. Always be the one to walk away while the hero dies. That’s my motto.” Jack and Crichton complete the wormhole weapon for use against the Scarrans, […]

Today, on Farscape… “Are you speaking the truth?” “Jack, you’re a mind reading alien. Like my dad.” In which Crichton receives a summons from the alien called Jack, and attempts to prevent wormhole technology from falling into the wrong hands.

Today, on Farscape… “Can you handle some girls looking to party?” “I am a full-blooded Luxan, and ladies, I have so much cash in my pocket that I can assure you that the three of us will be out of here on our hands and knees come sunrise tomorrow morning.” Moya and Pilot kick the […]

Today, on Farscape… “Sierjna’s gone, I’ve failed her, failed Talyn, failed Aeryn, failed you, Crichton.” “Yes, and you have failed gloriously, Stark, and I want you to fail again. I want you to give me control of the consoles, I want you to give me some control!” The radiation of a nearby star draws Talyn […]

Today, on Farscape… “I want to wipe out the Scarrans before they wipe us out. My people, yours, your friends, everyone you care about.” “I’ve already lost people I care about, because of you. Where is my revenge, Scorpy?” “I’ve done what I thought necessary. You’re entitled to despise me for it but nonetheless, you […]

Today, on Farscape… “My superiors didn’t want to lose me, so they gave me the chance to redeem myself.” “How did you redeem yourself?” “By killing your father.” In which Talyn lands in a vine-infested swamp to take a recuperative snooze, and winds up missing Zhalax Sun’s arrival, bounty hunters playing Hide and Go Seek […]

Today, on Farscape… “Anything strange happen to you guys?” “I live on this ship. Something strange always happens.” When the crew of Moya starts experiences blackouts and lost time, they learn a rogue energy being is among their number and have to sort out which of them is possessed by it. They’re told this by […]

Today, on Farscape… “I keep hearing that you’ve changed. I think weather changes, and we just keep making the same mistake. Remember why you’re alive.” While Talyn recuperates from the Peacekeeper attack, his new crew has to deal with the sudden appearance of a deadly monster that threatens to destroy them all. Oh, and they […]

Today, on Farscape… “My name is John Crichton, astronaut. I was not at the refreshment house after hours. I was not present at any bombing or explosion. I did not have a private meeting with the beautiful Miss Sarova. The end. Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.” Still dealing […]